These hilarious or stylish keychains are 2" on a piece of clear acrylic.
I only have a few of each. Sorry no choice of tassel colour.
 
Choice of sayings are:
1.Keys to all my stuff
2.Probably late for something
3.Blessed mama
4.keys to all my stuff with heart
5.where the heck are my keys?
6. Louis V. 
 
These are perfect for that certain someone who is always misplacing their keys!